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death-by-lulz:

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religiousmother:

pug pond

religiousmother:

pug pond

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newlists:

Touch the walls
Stare directly at Boris Johnson 
Talk in the Dick Van Dyke accent from Mary Poppins
Hail the tube as if it were a bus or cab
Hail a cab
Introduce smallpox to the population
Feed urban foxes after midnight
Take tube to Cockfosters solely to laugh at people who live in Cockfosters
Divert government funds to deprived areas of the country outside of Greater London
Cut the brakes on Boris Bikes
Refer to the Queen by any title other than ‘President’
Eat trash
Pay drug dealers in Scottish money
Prank-call oligarchs at their unoccupied, high-value second homes
Burn pedestrians using a magnifying glass from the top of Canary Wharf
Ask strangers when they gave up
Try to buy tickets to ‘the London game’
Resist the tide of gentrification 
Stage a coup to overthrow the Minister of Sound
Litter
Claim grime is dead 
Return Elgin Marbles and similar artifacts to their country of origin
Open every door in the Tower of London
Mount own artwork on the fourth plinth 
Contribute to knife crime epidemic 
Attempt ‘entire tube map pub crawl’
Quote Samuel Johnson (on any subject, ever). 

newlists:

  1. Touch the walls
  2. Stare directly at Boris Johnson 
  3. Talk in the Dick Van Dyke accent from Mary Poppins
  4. Hail the tube as if it were a bus or cab
  5. Hail a cab
  6. Introduce smallpox to the population
  7. Feed urban foxes after midnight
  8. Take tube to Cockfosters solely to laugh at people who live in Cockfosters
  9. Divert government funds to deprived areas of the country outside of Greater London
  10. Cut the brakes on Boris Bikes
  11. Refer to the Queen by any title other than ‘President’
  12. Eat trash
  13. Pay drug dealers in Scottish money
  14. Prank-call oligarchs at their unoccupied, high-value second homes
  15. Burn pedestrians using a magnifying glass from the top of Canary Wharf
  16. Ask strangers when they gave up
  17. Try to buy tickets to ‘the London game’
  18. Resist the tide of gentrification 
  19. Stage a coup to overthrow the Minister of Sound
  20. Litter
  21. Claim grime is dead 
  22. Return Elgin Marbles and similar artifacts to their country of origin
  23. Open every door in the Tower of London
  24. Mount own artwork on the fourth plinth 
  25. Contribute to knife crime epidemic 
  26. Attempt ‘entire tube map pub crawl’
  27. Quote Samuel Johnson (on any subject, ever). 

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sharkpilot:

my FAVOURITE game grumps animated

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Yeah I get that it’s safe but I just don’t like the view hey let’s make it pink for the hell of it. It was done safe in this instance but it could easily have not been and it just goes down the road of making pets ‘interesting’ just for our entertainment.

And we can never fully be sure of the effect it would have on the animal

Christ, that dyed cat picture going round. It doesn’t matter that you’re sure you used Safe dye and it didn’t hurt the cat. A pet isn’t an accessory like that. You shouldn’t DYE ANIMALS

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“Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but “Mom’s” probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened everyday and arms that were never for anyone else, but just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes.” —The Winter of the Air  (via kayleyhyde)

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nyctaeus:

Austin Tott pairs tiny tattoos with parallel landscapes

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